Erotikaland: the adult amusement park
Everyone knows romantic relationships can feel like an emotional rollercoaster- but one Brazilian man, Mauro Morata, is here to prove you ain’t seen nothing yet. Introducing Erotikaland, a sex-themed amusement park. It's in the final design phase. And what better place to build it than the birthplace of teeny bikinis and Brazilian wax?
Set to open in 2018, the adult-only theme park will feature attractions like bumper cars, an erotic sculpture collection, a “train of pleasure” complete with gogo dancers, and something called “the sex playground.”
But don’t get too excited. The one thing you won’t be allowed to do in the park is… “it.”
Some Brazilian dignitaries are already a bit riled up about the whole thing, and no, not in the good way.
A Piracicaba city councilman against the park stated that “we cannot be known as The Capital of Sex!” But Morata claims the park will promote a healthy attitude about sex. Let’s just be mature about the whole thing- and go to the amusement park.